I spent my time chasing my nemesis, Mercy. Grandma's new, stupid cat.
I enjoyed myself. After a straight hour of barking in the cat's face, Grandma decided to separate us. Naturally, since I'm superior, I got to stay with Grandma while the stupid cat was shipped upstairs.Baxter: 1
Mercy: 0
I'm sad to report that I smell nice and clean now though. I got a bath.
While I love bathing in the bubbles and being pampered, I hate smelling clean. I worked months on that aroma.
I'm off to basque in the sun, hopefully I can conjure up so good stank.
