Stupid Floor

So, I freeze my butt off all night because my Dad was too lazy to get up and cover me after I uncovered myself. Jerk. Then to make matters worse, Mom was complaining about it being cold, so they "turned the heat on," whatever that means. Now the floor keeps blowing hot air at me and I am sweating my dog balls off, well maybe I should say "sweating my coin purse off" because I lost my balls a few years ago and I don't know where they went. But I digress, the point is its hot and I have to poop.