O Christmas Ham

O Christmas Ham, O Christmas Ham

How ever salty are you?

O Christmas Ham, O Christmas Ham

You make me drool when you're around

I hope that you fall on the ground

O Christmas Ham, O Christmas Ham

How ever tasty are you?

O Christmas Ham, O Christmas Ham

How ever awesome are thee

O Christmas Ham, O Christmas Ham

You smell so good when you're around

You are a great sight to see

O Christmas Ham, O Christmas Ham

How ever glazed are thee

O Christmas Ham, O Christmas Ham

You make the house smell so Hammy

O Christmas Ham, O Christmas Ham

You taste like you'll stick to my ribs

I so glad I don't wear a bib

O Christmas Ham, O Christmas Ham

You are so ever tasty are thee

O Christmas Ham, O Christmas Ham

You taste so good in my belly

O Christmas Ham, O Christmas Ham

Your glaze is sweet

How tasty is your meat

O Christmas Ham, O Christmas Ham
I hope Santa brings you to me